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How many pieces of pizza can I eat? A Lot.

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

lameust:

asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

 

sixpenceee:

Tim Burton Inspired Pokemon Drawing by Vaughn Pinpin (More Images)

cuteys:

stargazypie:

bloodshotmary:

IT HAS FEETIES
FEEE. TIEEES.

they’re actually claspers for holding onto female rays while they have sex with them
but feeties are definitely cuter so probably best to go with that

omfg

cuteys:

stargazypie:

bloodshotmary:

IT HAS FEETIES

FEEE. TIEEES.

they’re actually claspers for holding onto female rays while they have sex with them

but feeties are definitely cuter so probably best to go with that

omfg

(Source: bunnyprincesshigh)

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

theponderingponds:

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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and he was supposed to be the expert

(Source: lusilly2)

favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

so-stay-sweetly-numb:

justblacklistme:

THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

This was the first robot chicken episode I had ever seen and I died. So glad this gif though has it uncensored which makes it better

(Source: sydneythefangirl)

chucksraleigh:

a beautiful ending to a beautiful essay

chucksraleigh:

a beautiful ending to a beautiful essay

(Source: shepcrd)